What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:09

Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?